Oooooh, I love this tshirt! It says:

« J’ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n’aboient pas… »

Translation:
“I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark…”

$20 from Xenotees
[via Rare Bird Finds]